1. (via thatsthat24)

    1 hour ago  /  3,888 notes  /  Source: sandandglass

  2. skullspeare:

    blastortoise:

    I never tell people off the bat that I’m gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like “you know I’m gay right?” And watch the look of terror on their face.

    i like you

    (via thatsthat24)

    1 hour ago  /  78,249 notes  /  Source: blastortoise

  3. discordsparkle:

    Bae: Come over

    Me: I can’t, I’m hiding behind the curtains

    Bae: I’m not watching the cameras 

    Me: image

    2 hours ago  /  25 notes  /  Source: discordsparkle

  4. true-daughters:

    So I did a photo booth at an event last night and my sister and I decided to jump in and do this

    image

    some people didn’t understand it so I edited it

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    2 hours ago  /  9 notes  /  Source: true-daughters

  5. raynosure:

S̶̛̬̟̣̗̣̊́́͊͜ő̵̲̩͖̦̝̑̌͒̓ͥ̉̀ ̢̺̼͖̃ͩͩ̿͗̌͘͢I̯̞͔͗̈̆͐͛̓̃͟ ͉̯̮̣͕̩̣͗͋͊ͤp̷̦ͦ̆̄ͨ̔ͮ͐̀͠u̧̼͈̼̱͕̟ͯ̌̈́ͮ̕l̫͈͂̾͊ͯ̿̚l̷̯̠̀̇e̪̩̥̬ͣ̆͟͟͝d̥̳͉͍ͧ̑͗̏̿̾͟͝͞ ̄҉̴͍̝͕́ư̡̥̳͇ͫ̇p̌́҉̭͔̬̺̳̲̬ ̴͔̜͖̯̾ͩ̊̄̇̓̀̕ȉ̥̫͖͚͔n̴͉͔̥͎͉̖̪͐ͪ̎ͪ̀̕ ̧̨̛̘̩̼̩̱̝̓̓ͮͭ̈́͛͊ͣ̔t̶̨̙͎̜ͭͮ͑͐̋ͨ́h̴̦̯̠͔͙ͤͬͫ̽͛͝ę͚͇̪̮ͥͧͤ́ ̲̩͌ͦͭͩ̆̇̃̇͝J̟̜̯̫̠͉̼͈͆̓̄ͧ̈͊̀͝ͅa̳̦̤̖̱̍ͥ́ḡ̢̖̅ͪͨ̿̚ͅ,̵͙̭̀ͭ̐ͮ͢͢ ̩̰͉̙̹̦̫̽͛́̽̾͆̊ͥ̈a̰͉̺̪̰̳̠͕̿ͥ̂̃͊̈ͦ̐n̴͍̦̞̭̜ͪͯ̈ͣ̾̊͛͐ḏ͐ͦͥͪ̕͟ ͙̖ͧ͛̅̓͌̇I̦̯̯͉͔̿̑̑ͤ͗̂̍ͬͨ́ ͚͙̟͇̲̹ͫ̊ͭ͌ͯ̒͑̚h̸͖̞͈̳͎̖̻̊̌̚i̸̢̢̞̝̭̤̇ͩ̈͛t̴̵̠͕̲̤͕̏̓͝ͅ ̨̪͇͈̭͖ͮͣ̅̓͟’̶̹̣̹̌̾ͣ̈́e̛͕̐ͩ͐ͮ̌̈ͬ̐͘͞ͅm̛̩͕͋͑̄͊̏͘ ̋̋ͭ̆ͯ͊҉̗̤̰̤͚ŵ̛̗̰͎̝̱̦ͨͯ̉̄́͞i̋̐͌̕҉͈͔͠ţ̡̖̤͐̍̔ͨ́͢h̛̞͈̥̗̆̋̇͌̓͐̉̚ ̴̢͙̪̙̘̰͔̰̦͈̆̑̎ͯ͡t̴̤̤̞̟̥̱͒͌h̷͙̹̦̖̮̫͖ͫ͛ͪ̓̿̀͝e̡̞̫͎̼̰̩͇̤ͫ̓ͦ̃ͪͭ́̚ ̨̧̰̞̯͓͇͙̃̽͝j̫̪͇̳̰ͨ̋ͅͅa̝͎̦͍̘͛̅̐͂̉ͨͣ̉ͧ͘͢ͅb̯͙̳̖̝̖̅̒ͥ͐̇͆̒ͅ ̣̩͈̋̓̌͟l̢̢̤̩̻̊͌̎ị̡͖̰͕͔̰͈̮̆͋̽̊̔̍͘k̛̦͚̥͙͖ͬ̿̃̅ͬ̂e͚͔̤̳͗̂̋͆ͣ̑͑̿̾
̨̧̛̞̥̍̿͂̇ͥD̢̥̪͑͒̀́Ụ̵̶̦̯̭̭̖̦̉́ͅN̨̥̪͙̖̤̹͖̎ͫͮͧ-̎͛͏̣̙̰̭̝̝̗̜̦D̴͙͍̣͎̭͚̉ͬ̏ͫ͑̿ͥ͟-̛̬̞̓D̪̖͎͇͙̑̈́́ͮͩͥ̔͞ͅ-̴̢̰̜̻͎̖͗̇͊ͨ͛D͍̹̰̹̟͚͌ͩ̄ͦͥ̋ͮ̀Ủ̸̖̗̲̗̬̪̟͎ͧ͒̽ͦͪͨ̕Ņ̫̈́͒ͮ́̚-̨̪͎͎̤̪̯̱̗̓̐̆ͬ͒͟D̢̺̠͙̩̦̄ͦ̈́ͨ̆̀̏Ŭ̢͈͔ͤ̓͂̓́̏͘͠N̹̲͉̱ͪͩ̓͑̓͆͛̌-̼̍̏̓̄̐ͬ̄D̶̷̴̺͙̩̖͔͇̺̑̄̏̿-̷̜̳̣̯̘̮̽͊̓͢͠Ḏ̛̛̜̻̬̥͙̤̈͗̈́̓-̨̹͉̓̍͑ͥ̇̍ͤD͉̮͇̫͎̹̩ͪ̌͊ͤ̑ͣ͋͘U̻̪͕̦̙͔̠͍̐̈́̆ͩͨͦ̓́͡Ṋ̛̗̟͎͈͖̲͈͂ͯͪ͊ͮ̒ͧ̒͢-̧̓ͣ̉̔̀̓͏̫͉̲͓̱D̘̯̎ͭ͋̋̎͛U̶̢̢̗͇ͣͫN̠̠̙̬̲͈̣͕̎̿͛̿̓̓̚̚͞

    raynosure:

    S̶̛̬̟̣̗̣̊́́͊͜ő̵̲̩͖̦̝̑̌͒̓ͥ̉̀ ̢̺̼͖̃ͩͩ̿͗̌͘͢I̯̞͔͗̈̆͐͛̓̃͟ ͉̯̮̣͕̩̣͗͋͊ͤp̷̦ͦ̆̄ͨ̔ͮ͐̀͠u̧̼͈̼̱͕̟ͯ̌̈́ͮ̕l̫͈͂̾͊ͯ̿̚l̷̯̠̀̇e̪̩̥̬ͣ̆͟͟͝d̥̳͉͍ͧ̑͗̏̿̾͟͝͞ ̄҉̴͍̝͕́ư̡̥̳͇ͫ̇p̌́҉̭͔̬̺̳̲̬ ̴͔̜͖̯̾ͩ̊̄̇̓̀̕ȉ̥̫͖͚͔n̴͉͔̥͎͉̖̪͐ͪ̎ͪ̀̕ ̧̨̛̘̩̼̩̱̝̓̓ͮͭ̈́͛͊ͣ̔t̶̨̙͎̜ͭͮ͑͐̋ͨ́h̴̦̯̠͔͙ͤͬͫ̽͛͝ę͚͇̪̮ͥͧͤ́ ̲̩͌ͦͭͩ̆̇̃̇͝J̟̜̯̫̠͉̼͈͆̓̄ͧ̈͊̀͝ͅa̳̦̤̖̱̍ͥ́ḡ̢̖̅ͪͨ̿̚ͅ,̵͙̭̀ͭ̐ͮ͢͢ ̩̰͉̙̹̦̫̽͛́̽̾͆̊ͥ̈a̰͉̺̪̰̳̠͕̿ͥ̂̃͊̈ͦ̐n̴͍̦̞̭̜ͪͯ̈ͣ̾̊͛͐ḏ͐ͦͥͪ̕͟ ͙̖ͧ͛̅̓͌̇I̦̯̯͉͔̿̑̑ͤ͗̂̍ͬͨ́ ͚͙̟͇̲̹ͫ̊ͭ͌ͯ̒͑̚h̸͖̞͈̳͎̖̻̊̌̚i̸̢̢̞̝̭̤̇ͩ̈͛t̴̵̠͕̲̤͕̏̓͝ͅ ̨̪͇͈̭͖ͮͣ̅̓͟’̶̹̣̹̌̾ͣ̈́e̛͕̐ͩ͐ͮ̌̈ͬ̐͘͞ͅm̛̩͕͋͑̄͊̏͘ ̋̋ͭ̆ͯ͊҉̗̤̰̤͚ŵ̛̗̰͎̝̱̦ͨͯ̉̄́͞i̋̐͌̕҉͈͔͠ţ̡̖̤͐̍̔ͨ́͢h̛̞͈̥̗̆̋̇͌̓͐̉̚ ̴̢͙̪̙̘̰͔̰̦͈̆̑̎ͯ͡t̴̤̤̞̟̥̱͒͌h̷͙̹̦̖̮̫͖ͫ͛ͪ̓̿̀͝e̡̞̫͎̼̰̩͇̤ͫ̓ͦ̃ͪͭ́̚ ̨̧̰̞̯͓͇͙̃̽͝j̫̪͇̳̰ͨ̋ͅͅa̝͎̦͍̘͛̅̐͂̉ͨͣ̉ͧ͘͢ͅb̯͙̳̖̝̖̅̒ͥ͐̇͆̒ͅ ̣̩͈̋̓̌͟l̢̢̤̩̻̊͌̎ị̡͖̰͕͔̰͈̮̆͋̽̊̔̍͘k̛̦͚̥͙͖ͬ̿̃̅ͬ̂e͚͔̤̳͗̂̋͆ͣ̑͑̿̾
    ̨̧̛̞̥̍̿͂̇ͥD̢̥̪͑͒̀́Ụ̵̶̦̯̭̭̖̦̉́ͅN̨̥̪͙̖̤̹͖̎ͫͮͧ-̎͛͏̣̙̰̭̝̝̗̜̦D̴͙͍̣͎̭͚̉ͬ̏ͫ͑̿ͥ͟-̛̬̞̓D̪̖͎͇͙̑̈́́ͮͩͥ̔͞ͅ-̴̢̰̜̻͎̖͗̇͊ͨ͛D͍̹̰̹̟͚͌ͩ̄ͦͥ̋ͮ̀Ủ̸̖̗̲̗̬̪̟͎ͧ͒̽ͦͪͨ̕Ņ̫̈́͒ͮ́̚-̨̪͎͎̤̪̯̱̗̓̐̆ͬ͒͟D̢̺̠͙̩̦̄ͦ̈́ͨ̆̀̏Ŭ̢͈͔ͤ̓͂̓́̏͘͠N̹̲͉̱ͪͩ̓͑̓͆͛̌-̼̍̏̓̄̐ͬ̄D̶̷̴̺͙̩̖͔͇̺̑̄̏̿-̷̜̳̣̯̘̮̽͊̓͢͠Ḏ̛̛̜̻̬̥͙̤̈͗̈́̓-̨̹͉̓̍͑ͥ̇̍ͤD͉̮͇̫͎̹̩ͪ̌͊ͤ̑ͣ͋͘U̻̪͕̦̙͔̠͍̐̈́̆ͩͨͦ̓́͡Ṋ̛̗̟͎͈͖̲͈͂ͯͪ͊ͮ̒ͧ̒͢-̧̓ͣ̉̔̀̓͏̫͉̲͓̱D̘̯̎ͭ͋̋̎͛U̶̢̢̗͇ͣͫN̠̠̙̬̲͈̣͕̎̿͛̿̓̓̚̚͞

    2 hours ago  /  3 notes  /  Source: raynosure

  6. photo

    "Let's Party!" (Default Poster)

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    Broken Freddy (From Markiplier's LP. Changed immediately before Freddy moved off the mainstage - might be related?)

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    Yellow Freddy (From mrkenyon's tumblr post. Accompanied by a childish giggle. Seeing this poster spawns the empty Freddy suit in the guard room.)

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    Default Poster (Don't Run, yell, scream, poop on floor. Stay close to mom. Don't touch Freddy, hit. Leave before dark.)

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    (Courtesy of the FNaF Wiki.)

    2 hours ago  /  751 notes  /  Source: falselyprofound

  7. indicaxdreams:

    So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

    I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

    (via distraction)

    2 hours ago  /  343,329 notes  /  Source: indicaxdreams

  8. toxicwinner:

    the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

    (via pornstarwars)

    2 hours ago  /  9,607 notes  /  Source: toxicwinner

  9. plantsmoke:

    “goodnight tumblr!”
    *jerks off 4 times*
    “i couldn’t sleep :/”

    (via tuhree)

    2 hours ago  /  13,028 notes  /  Source: 55mph-archive

  10. (via luaru)

    2 hours ago  /  20,986 notes  /  Source: ohmygourd